Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
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every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
oops its me
CALLING ALL GUITAR PLAYERS
Variations for F bar chord
Or am I fucked? I feel like I’m fucked. Jeeeeeeeeeeez.
Um, I’m the best girlfriend in the world, tbh.
Trying to help him quit smoking, got him his favorite candy (Jolly Ranchers), going to wrap each of them individually with a little note titled “Hypothetical Situations that could happen when you don’t die from lung cancer”. Such as: “Maybe you’ll be the savior of the zombie apocalypse”, “Maybe you’ll win the lottery… Or not, but you might win 2$!”. So, when he has the urge to smoke, he’ll pick one and unwrap it, read and giggle instead of smoking :) (Hopefully!)
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
I showed you my stretch marks. You scoffed and kissed them til they faded from my insecurities.