Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
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“Body, like the mountain
Heart, like the ocean
Mind, like the sky.”
Dogen (via saola)
I am so god damn grumpy Jesus Christ
"In all seriousness, I’m in love with myself."
"Good, you should be."
Y’all didn’t know white girl had it going on, did you?!
My ass is my only redeeming quality. Overcompensating for my lack of breasts.
This third shift douche hadn’t done a damn thing all night. Finally see him sauntering up to my press to talk to the guy I was helping.
Me: Where the hell have you been all night?
Him: Hiding, sweetie, where’ve you been?
Me: Don’t call me sweetie, I’ll throw a bow in your throat. Also, I’m doing your job, ya fucking walnut.